Archive for July, 2009

lilwayneMJNow we all kno that Michael Jackson croaked…And now is not exactly the best time to pop a Michael Jackson joke out in public…unless you’re his baby mama….

Enter Lil Wayne.

The Greatest Rapper Alive excluding Me, Went on the internet last week and posted a new freestyle…Now freestyling is fun and sometimes you nevr kno whats gonna come out….But whens the last time Lil Wayne spit straight off the top????

And I quote…

“I pledge alliegance…..to the flag….
Michael Jackson is a FAG…..”

Ouch. Ummmmm…..It was funny when I heard it…..but….

Never Disrespect the Dead. And He obviously has never seen Thriller….

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Get to Know this sign. No, For real....

Get to Know this sign. No, For real....

I had been in the studio for 3 muthafuckin long days Bruh!! So All i did was take a break at America’s favorite Fast-Food Slaughter House….

I get to the counter and ordered a #1(OG STATUS!!) but i replaced my drink…with a STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE.

I dont kno if its the chemicals or wut.

lets just say it was good….until 3 hours later, when I had to push that #1 and Strawberry Milkshake back out my A$$!!!

So…in Propeor-White-English-Obama terms…My “Stool” was “Discolored and “un-Formed” LOL!!! Just sayin that shit makes me laugh!!! Un-Formed!!

And my stomach was fucked up for the whole day..

SO IF YOU WANT TO BE FLY, OR STAY FLY, STAY OR FLY AWAY FROM ORDERING MCDONALDS’ #1 COMBO WITH A STRAWBERRY SHAKE….

(And for the record, my dumbass kept ordering the shit, and kept gettin the same results…so just trust me on this one…)

This was on the back of the bag...Strange....

This was on the back of the bag...Strange....

Hello world!

Posted: July 9, 2009 in Uncategorized

I Know, I Know, I Know…word to Jay-Z!! Its a lot of damn Advice Blogs out thurr…

But they aint got shit on Juwols!

 

Speakin of SHIT…..