Do Research Before Meeting Cyber Girl.

Posted: September 4, 2009 in Uncategorized
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Inspiration for this entry… “MySpace Chick” Juwols Luciano..(listen on myspace.com/juwolsmusic

 

Raise your hand if you’ve ever met that Chick off MySpace.

There you go. You found her, now you send her a freind request. And bam!! You log-on and see that you have New Freinds! You check and sure enough, She approved you. Yaaay. Now go grab a beer.

Fuck that. A shot of Sex on the Beach. In a bottle.

 

The next couple of weeks is spent commenting everything from profile, to pics, to blogs that you dont really understand nor give 3 flying-v-fucks about!! Then, you finally grow the fucking Testicles to send her a message…

 

And you say to yourself, “Damn, I wish this was Facebook. I could just Poke Her!”

 

And poke her you shall, MySpace-Man!!!

She messages you back. You go through all her pics before Messaging her back. Just to say Hi. So sad.

Finally, you get tha number you can text her at. You eventually get her on a date.

You get ready to leave for this date, But before you leave you decide to check tha pics again…She only has 5, but that’s okay. You right-click and “Save-as” all 5 of em to your computer….

So you text her to come outside. Cause you’re outside in the car. And….Thar she Blows!!!!

 

Gotsta be more careful Mighty-MySpace Man....

Gotsta be more careful Mighty-MySpace Man....

And now you stuck.

 

RULE NUMBER 4: NEVER ASK A GIRL OUT THAT YOU MET ON A WEBSITE WITHOUT THA MINIMUM OF 20 PICTURES. AND SHE ALSO HAS TO UPLOAD NEW ONES EVERY OTHER WEEK.

MINIMUM!! REMEMBER THAT OR FOREVER BE A BUTT-PIRATE!!!

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Comments
  1. Severson says:

    Did you ever get divorced? Can you tell me about it?

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